Dog survives fire by hiding in tub; clever maneuver demonstrates intelligence greater than the combined intelligence of U.S. Legislators
Fire. Dog hides in tub. Not for water - but to breathe air through drainpipe. An old firefighter’s trick, apparently.
Coverage via neatorama. We made up the part about Congress. Our libel counsel told us not to lose any sleep over it; truth is, after all, a defense.