We read BoingBoing every day, and we’revery disappointed that they – that Cory Doctorow fellow – has given away one of the major secrets of the international Jewish Conspiracy: the bagel is actual an information storage device. It’s how Jews have always done so well in school, and in business. Why Stanley Kaplan always told people to bring something to eat (“bring a bagel”) to the SAT. Now our secret is out.
Via BoingBoing.