Dog survives fire by hiding in tub; clever maneuver demonstrates intelligence greater than the combined intelligence of U.S. Legislators

Fire. Dog hides in tub. Not for water – but to breathe air through drainpipe

.  An old firefighter’s trick, apparently.

Coverage via neatorama.  We made up the part about Congress. Our libel counsel told us not to lose any sleep over it; truth is, after all, a defense.

Original Newsday article.

Via Arbroath (to Neatorama).