Timex Ironman instructions: or, how to make a good product useless and frustrating

I’ve recently purchased a new Timex Ironman. The old one – about a year and a half old, gave up the ghost. I thought I’d send it in for service, but in the meantime decided to buy another to use to track laps, time cardio time, and – what was the other thing? – show up places on time.

The printed instructions which came with the watch are tiny, and cram many languages into one sheet. Not readable. (No microscope available).

Download the manual. You can look at all of the Timex manuals here

. After nearly an hour – I was able to read enough of the oddly-formatted Acrobat file to set the time. (took printing at least six overlapping sheets). I’m not sure I’m man enough to try to learn the rest of the watch’s functions.